Saturday, 18 October 2008

B R E A K I N G >>>> N E W S


The new president of US is a Panda.Suddenly Americans had enough of humans and switched to the obvious "parallel choice"...animals.
The Amazon has been completely refurbished with great furniture thanks to IKEA.All the trees are gone but people there can finally seat and have a tea.
A man's foot has landed on the Sun.The rest of the body was found floating around the Moon.
All sports have been baned forever.Reasons unknown.
Scientist discovered a new cosmetic that makes you look like yourself but slightly better.
A famous panting of a famous painter is been sold for lots of money to a famous man.
AH...almost forgot.
According to the weather reports we are still alive.
bye bye.
M

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